come on game designers get it together

"Game Grumps" Mickey Mousecapade (TV Episode 2013) Poster

Quotes

Arin Hanson : Jeez, walking chairs? What's he in a hurry for? To get sit on?
Arin Hanson : Jeez, you open up a locked treasure chest to get a key. Isn't that ass backwards?
Arin Hanson : What is this? Some kind of angel? I don't want religion in my game!
Arin Hanson : Mickey Mouse

Dan Avidan : [laughs]
Arin Hanson : What's this flashing bird flashing for? Is he the police?
Arin Hanson : Gosh, this game sucks so much. Who designed it, Satan?
Arin Hanson : I've never been happier to play a game, except every other game I've ever played!
Dan Avidan : Dude, we're gonna have amazing abs from laughing like goofballs for fucking forty minutes straight.

Arin Hanson : When you have better abs, it makes you poop better! Which means you'll poop out a better game than this!
Arin Hanson : The only thing this game reminds me of is the massive shit I took earlier.
Arin Hanson : I ate chili today just so I could take a shit that's better than this game!
Arin Hanson : I farted on my mother's face, and she liked it better than this game!
Arin Hanson : What a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles being poured all over a fat girl's titties!
Arin Hanson : I pissed a cactus out my dick!

Dan Avidan : [laughs] What? What does that even mean?
Arin Hanson : What is this bullshit? Two cats? Why not three? Jeez, what were they thinking?
Arin Hanson : So you get your girlfriend back, but she doesn't even do anything! Why would you even wanna get her back? Bitch.
Arin Hanson : What's the deal with these wall grenades? You'd think they explode a little bit bigger! Come on game designers, get with it!
Dan Avidan : I don't know if I've shown my mom Game Grumps yet. But this is definitely gonna be the first episode she sees, just by fate. And she'll be like "Cool living you're making, Dan."

[Arin and Dan laugh]

Arin Hanson : Glad you get to giggle at fart jokes all day.

Dan Avidan : Really proud I send you through college!
Arin Hanson : This game is a bunch of poopy ass dicks covered in chocolate feces!
Arin Hanson : Sometimes your girlfriend gets kidnapped by a bird. Just like her... Bitch.
Arin Hanson : How are these spiders coming down? They don't even have web! What the heck, game designers? Get it together!
Arin Hanson : Wow, glad I escaped that game. Wait, there's more? Oh no!
Arin Hanson : And then when you get to the end of the screen, there's a bouncing alligator! And he's got no hands! Wait, maybe he does! Come on this game's designers, make up your minds!
Arin Hanson : And then you have to avoid these birds that are constantly taking a shit! What did they eat? Taco Bell?

Dan Avidan : [laughs] This episode of Game Grumps is sponsored by Taco Bell.